July this year can’t come around fast enough for most Australians, not because they are looking forward to another getting a bit of relief from the oppressive summer heat, but because that’s when the Ashes Series will be in full swing. The Ashes, for those of you reading this who might not live in a cricket playing nation is a series of cricket matches cricket played between England and Australia since 1882. The series is named after a tongue in cheek obituary which was published in a British newspaper, The Sporting Times, back in 1882 after a match at The Oval Cricket Ground in London in which Australia beat England on an English ground for the first time ever. The obituary stated that English cricket had died, and its body would be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia. The cricket loving English named their next tour to Australia as the quest to regain The Ashes.
During that tour a small terracotta urn was presented to the English team captain by a group of Melbourne women. The contents of this urn are reputed to be the ashes of an item of cricket equipment, a bail. So with the Poms having won the last series the Aussies are keen to get across to the old country and take them back.Digressing for a moment, the word Pom, derives from the fact that the first convicts to arrive in this vast sunburnt country were officially known as Prisoners of His Majesty (PHOM – thus Pom). Interestingly enough, in 1997, the Australian Human Rights and Equal Opportunities Commission were involved in a case where they deemed that the use of the word Pom or its derivatives could be serious enough to be classified as unlawful. Despite this, they have recently announced that the word would now been deemed as safe as long as it was not accompanied by offensive language, a statement which has been backed by Cricket Australia. So, the fact that the English are still commonly called Pommies today is not to be taken as an insult. Well, it is an insult, but an Aussie normally only insults a friend – so it’s not really an insult…! Regardless of the rivalry between the two countries when it comes to cricket, the First Test being played from the 10-14 July of July at the Trent Bridge Cricket Ground in Nottingham England, it will certainly be a great sporting spectacle. Although I’m someone who avidly watches most sports, I’ve never been a great fan of cricket, a game where the crowd usually consumes more calories than the players, but this July and August, I’ll be sitting in front of the telly with a few ‘tinnies’ keenly watching with the rest.
I’ve got to admit; Australians take their sport extremely seriously. This fact of course is reinforced by the degree of success experienced by Australian athletes in the international arena. I personally put it down to the climate and the healthy lifestyle generally enjoyed by the Australian population, which provides the perfect breeding ground any athlete or sportsperson. The most popular spectator sport across here is Australia Rules Football and for a nation that defines itself with hopping mammals and red soil, I suppose that it’s only natural that they have their own unique national sport. The only other sport in the world, which is similar to Aussie Rules, is Gaelic football, played in Ireland. I’d always thought that Australia’s national sport was a direct descendant of the Irish version of football, but apparently Aussie Rules is more a mixture of many different versions of football, brought to this country by those fine, founding settlers, even if they were in chains and was actually invented as way to keep cricketers fit during the winter months.
I could sit here and try to explain the rules to you, but despite closely following the game for five years the best I can do is tell you is, that there are eighteen players on each team and is played on a large, grassy oval with goals at either end. The goals are four vertical poles, two long poles in the middle with a stumpier one at either side. The attacking team can use any part of their bodies to get the ball between the two largest poles for six points or if they get the ball between a large post and a stumpy post it’s called a ‘behind,’ and they are given a consolatory one point. All this organised chaos is over seen by three field umpires, two boundary umpires and two goal umpires and despite them trying to keep order the game still resembles a bunch of disorganised men chasing a frozen chicken. Watching it live is even more interesting and I recall going to watch my first game, in Melbourne, where because the pitch was so large, I couldn’t actually see what was going on at the other side of the field. And when the match actually started with the bounce in the centre of the pitch, it was, from where I was sitting, like watching a 20-man wrestling match in the middle of a cricket pitch. Joking aside, the game is a very high speed; extremely physical sport and I actually find it pretty exciting to watch, avidly supporting my local team the Brisbane Lions, who incidentally play at the Brisbane Cricket Ground or the ‘Gabba’ as it locally know after its location in the suburb of Woolloongabba as their home ground when the cricketers are not in town trying to wallop the poms all the way back to Lords.
Aussie Rules is played mostly in the cooler Southern climates of Victoria, South Australia, Western Australia and Tasmania, where the locals are fanatical about it, but in NSW and here in Queensland, Rugby League is King. The National Rugby League or NRL consist in the main of teams from Sydney, however here in Queensland we have two teams, the North Queensland Cowboys, situated in Townsville, who joined the NRL in 1995 and incidentally sorely disappointed their local community who preferred the name ‘Crocodiles’ instead of Cowboys. Here in Brisbane we have the Brisbane Broncos, the current Champions, who entered the League in early 1987 after the NSW Rugby League reluctantly announced that a Brisbane club would join their league. The Bronco’s home ground is Suncorps Stadium, a fantastic three-year-old sports ground smack in the centre of Brisbane, with a 52,550 seating capacity. The stadium is a fantastic theatre in which to watch sport and before its recent major renovations, was know as Lang Park where it had been used as a public park since 1914. It is actually built on the site of what was, until 1875 Brisbane’s principle cemetery. The cemetery is long gone, the remains and headstone being moved to Toowong Cometary about 5 miles away, however the heritage listed church from that era still remains in its original location adjacent to the stadium.
Of course, as I’ve mentioned previously, due to the underlying rivalry between States there certainly is no love lost between NSW and Queensland when it comes to their beloved Rugby League. This rivalry boils to the surface each year in a series of three games played between the two States called ‘State of Origin’. For Queenslanders, State of Origin is the ultimate little brother story. Queensland was created to house the worst convicts from Sydney – the rejects’ rejects. Despite being richer in natural resources and larger in area, Queensland has always been belittled by NSW’s status as Australia’s commercial hub. In sporting terms, this led to Sydney Rugby League clubs being able to pay talented Queenslanders more money to play in Sydney than they could earn in Brisbane, which meant that in interstate games, Queensland-born talent used to play for NSW and beat the resident Queenslanders, which really got up the nose of the Banana Benders. In 1980, however, along came the ‘Origin’ game, where the Queenslanders who’d been playing in Sydney could now combine with the best of the Queensland residents and wallop their southern neighbours. Renowned NSW coach Phil “Gus” Gould was absolutely spot on when he said that State of Origin means more to Queenslanders than to NSW. In their arrogance, NSW just don’t get it (as the sociologists would say, “power is invisible from above”). Of course, it was this key understanding that made Gus the most successful Origin coach ever… So, winning the Origin is Queensland’s way of saying, “you can buy our talent, but you can never own our soul!” The ultimate ‘Up Yours’ I suppose…!
Then there’s soccer or football as I like to call it much to the annoyance of my Australian friends. Like every English-speaking nation bar Britain, Australians do not refer to soccer as football. In some ways, this is a triumph of pragmatism as in Australia there are now four sports that claim to be called football, Rugby Union, Rugby League
and Aussie Rules and so for the majority, referring to soccer, as football would just make things even more confusing. It is also a reflection of the historical origins of the word ‘football.’ When coined, football was used to describe ball games played on foot, as opposed to on horses. I have been reliably informed by my mates out here that it was not, as I had naively believed, coined to provide a descriptive name for games played with the feet. They believe if a descriptive name for soccer had been needed, it would have been something like ‘feetball’, or ‘kick ball’.
Soccer has had a hard time being recognised down under and even though the National Soccer League was established in 1977, the clubs were aligned along racial identities and they never made much impact in Australia’s multicultural society. In 2005, the A-league was established which as in the UK is aligned on geographically grounds. Brisbane has a team called the Brisbane Roar, who in the 2010-11 season won its first ever Premiership and Championship after a season which saw them go undefeated in 28 games. The Brisbane Roar holds the record for the longest unbeaten run at the top level of any Australian football code, which stands at 36 league matches without defeat. Since the Socceroos success in making the 2006 and 2010 FIFA World Cup Australians are beginning to avidly follow the game. This was proved when Paraguay played a friendly against the Socceroos in Brisbane in 2008. Three years before when Paraguay visited, 3,456 spectators turned up to watch the game. The second time nearly 50,000 fanatical supporters packed into Suncorps Stadium to cheer on their team. Not a bad turn around, but as I said, these Aussies are sure passionate about their sport.